When a guy tries to get some while I’m still sweaty from my run…

When I’m trying to convince my friends to start running…

After every long run…

When I tell my friends my marathon time…

When I run in head-to-toe Nike…

Gatorade post-long run.

When someone who ellipticals for 30 min./day calls themself an athlete…

When I see a woman wearing the visor/running skirt combo…

When I’m on a trail run…

When I get stuck in the back of the pack at the starting line…
